The first time I have seen...

...a review turned into a front pager. Epic work bro. I expect lotsa stuff like this in the future. 10/10, 5/5.

H'larious.

Excellent. Had me rofl through my day. To the haters:
THE VID BEARS NO CONNECTION TO POWERTHIRST WILL YOU READ THE AUTHOR COMENTS PLEASE?
THE ROFLTASTIC SCRIPT IS ENOUGH TO GIVE IT A 10!

EPIC WIN

This game was pretty awesome, but....Y NO CHARACTER MAKER?

Bad.

Okay, I know it's a good game and all, but do you even KNOW what R P G means?!
R P G means Role Playing Game. If it WAS an R P G, you wouldnt be stuck with having to be some heroic knight. You should be able to be what you want to be! You should create your own experience! Oh, and though it says you should rescue the princess, you don't do that.

AWSHUMM!

This...is the BEST game i have played in a long time. I can play this for 4 hours and not get bored. I recommend the Cargo, its shots hurt like a ton of bricks. Just try not to take too much damage.